Monday, July 30, 2012

MISS TILII 2012 MOVIE RATINGS


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Todays Date: Jul 30 2012

-Dumebi- (Mercy Johnson, etc )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 6/10

-Sasha- (Yvonne Okoro etc )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 3/10

-Miss Queen- (tontoh Dikeh, Oge Okoye etc )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 2/10
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-Black Beauty/Divine Princess- (Muna Obiekwe, Patience Ozorkor, etc" )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 2/10
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-Royal Wedding / Make of a Queen- (Patience Ozokwor )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 2/10

-Wanna Be- (Prince Osei etc )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: -0000.10/10 (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)
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-Hidden Fantasy- (Martha Ankomah etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 1/10

-Unfaithful- (Yul Edochie etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 3/10

-Blood and Chocolatel- (Yul Edochie etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  -0000.10/10  (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)

-Profefssional Lady- (Tontoh Dikeh etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  -0000.10/10 (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)
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-Game Mistress- (Tontoh Dikeh etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  -0000.10/10  (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)
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-All My Tears / Honor my Tears- (John Dumelo, Martha Ankomah)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  -0000.10/10  (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)
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-The Engagement- (Martha Ankomah etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  1/10 (i caught a migraine watching this *ish)
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-Saving of Emotion / Soul Transfer- (Mercy Johnson, Chika Ike etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  2/10 
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-Hero in Me- (Mercy Johnson, Chika Ike etc)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating:  2/10 
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Todays Date: May 01 2012
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-Osofoo Awaree - (AKAN/TWI MOVIE:-starring NanaAma McMbrown, Benedicta Gafah etc )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 8/10


-Hwe Wa Warie Yie - (AKAN/TWI MOVIE: starring NanaAma Mcbrown, Emelia Brobbery etc )
-Producer/Director: Nana Ama Mcbrown
-Rating: 8/10

-Atta Saman - (AKAN/TWI MOVIE: : starring Bill Asamoah, starring Vivian J Lawrence etc )
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 9.5/10

-Somewhere In Africa- (Movie was "good" but not great-Majid performance was  "Great" )
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 7.5/10

-Goverment Babes- (starring Martha Ankomah)
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 0/10

-Bitter Emotions-
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 2/10

-Caught in the Web-
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 1/10


-Sweet Mistake/Corporate Games-starring Prince David Osei
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 1/10
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-Twist and Turn-starring Prince David Osei
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 1/10


-Tatoo Girls-
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: -0.001/10 (excruciatingly horrible)


-Leave My Wife-Prince David Osei
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 1/10


-Desperate Heart-
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 3.5/10

-Please Marry Me-starring Yvonne Okoro and Prince David Osei
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 4/10

-Tempest Wind- starring Jackie Appiah
-Producer/Director: 
-Rating: 2/10

Todays Date: March 22 2012
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I am simply going to keep adding to this same thread post, so everyone can keep track of all the ratings under one thread - These are movies not worth my time to review in depth so i am simply goiong to rate it and its your judgement call to go spend your hard earned money and flush down the toilet (opps i meant to say 'hard earned money and buy it" LOL). I watched it and I returned the movies back to my longterm and understanding dealer for credit for better yet to be released movies - i forgot to write the names of the producers but i will write down ones i remember and later come back to complete the rest. They need to be put on blast too - not just the actors or actresses.
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-Losing You - (starring Yvonne Okoro, Yvonne Nelson and Adjetey Anang)
-Producer/Director: Venus Production
-Rating: 4/10
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-Images of Men - (starring Van Vicker etc)
-Producer/Director:Venus Production/Abdul Mumuni (I mean what else is new with them - same ole ish)
-Rating: 2/10
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-Sins of Mama G - (Patience Ozorkwor, ChaCha Eke, Uche Ogbodo)
-Producer/Director: 

-Rating: 4//10
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-Agony of Birth - (starring Martha Ankomah, Rosselyn Ngissah and etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 3/10
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-Haunted Shadows - (starring Van Vicker +Chika Ike= horrendous combination in a movie)
-Producer/Director: coming soon
-Rating: 1/10
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-Hostage - (starring John Dumelo etc )
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 2/10
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-Bitter Emotions 1-4 - (starring Martha Ankomah )
-Producer/Director: coming soon
-Rating: 1/10
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-Complicated - (starring  Mike Ezerounye and Tonto Dikeh etc)
-Producer/Director: coming soon
-Rating: 3/10
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-Private Husband - (starring  Oge Okoye, Uche Ogbodo etc)
-Producer/Director: 

-Rating: 2/10
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-King Jomo - (starring  Juliet Ibrahim, Kofi Adjorlolo etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 1/10

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-Sons of Satan - (starring a bunch of ppl i dont care to know their names etc)
-Producer/Director: 

-Rating: -0.00001/10
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-Before Catwalk- (starring Oge Okoye, Tontoh Dikeh, Chika Ike etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: -1/10

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-No Apologies - (starring Yvonne Okoro, Prince David Osei, Kofi Adjololo etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 3/10

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-Silent Writer- (starring John Dumelo etc)
-Producer/Director: 

-Rating: 2/10.
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-Passion of Eve - (starring Martha Ankomah, Rosselyn Ngissah etc)
-Producer/Director:

-Rating: 1/10
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-Behind da Walls - (starring Nadia Buari, Prince Osei David etc)
-Producer/Director: coming soon
-Rating: 2/10

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-Behind da Heart - (starring Uche Elendu etc )
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 2/10

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-Deception- (starring Martha Ankomah , Rosselyn Ngissah, Prince Osei etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 1/10

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-Game of Roses/(Sequel): Speechless-(starring Nadia B, Martha A , Kalsum Sinari, Artus etc)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 3/10

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-The Portfolio - (starring Martha Ankomah & Prince David Osei)
-Producer/Director:
-Rating: 1.5/10

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(Martha Ankomah i see you are on the roll this year, "Kor su wai", continue to say yes to every crap movie and build up your resume/cv real good. Just continue. I guess like the rest of em - you gotta eat too, and thus accept any thing that comes your way and working with scripts/producers/directors who cannot make you realise your great potential ando for you to  shine and be known for the best work. Good luck - Two fingers and Deuces to you!)
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March 4th 2012
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As it is well known on this blog, I DO NOT/WILL NOT review movies which i do not consider classics. I could review it like i use to back in the day, but in the past 3 yrs i have decided - I just dont have the time. Blogging is my unpaid hobby I do very late at night when everyone else is enjoying their beauty sleep -this is not my full time paid job.
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A movie which is a classic to me is one with an
-Excellent Script
-Great Acting by all actors or actresses  - READ HERE FOR MY DEFINITION or HERE
-Great Production
-Great Direction
-Excellent Sound and Picture Quality
-etc etc etc
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The movies listed below - i have watched in and my opinion  is no where near classic. Some are good, just ok, simply average or absolutely crap - you make your judgement call by the rating. After 4 yrs (2000-2004) piling up boxes and boxes of crap movies (and those were VHS which even took more space) - i decided no more wasting money, and this is why i created this blog to alert people.
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These movies will not be sitting in my video library, I just return it to my long time dealer for credit for a future classic release. I know many dont have that previledge cos once you buy it and leave the african store where you buy its a done deal - you cannot return it for exchange or refund, but fortunately i have a long standing customer relationship with movie dealer whom i have spent money with over 8 years since 2004 and we have developed an understanding where he knows i dont like good, average, just ok and definately not crap movies. It has to be great for me to spend my money on it and Keep it. If after watching it - I dont consider it great, I give it right back. 
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They are a lot of movies i bought many years ago and were so great I still watch them till this day (to name a few Keeping Faith, All My Life, Blood Sisters, Alice my first Lady etc and many more ) - I can go into my library take it out and watch it and enjoy it like the very first day i watched it many years ago.
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If people want to continue to marinate and praise movies that are not good  or simply average - well thats your own. We are more than 20 yrs deep in the industry - the bafoonery and mediocre movies, bad acting, ridiculous titles,  movies split into many parts and/or different titles etc, movies that insult the audience intelligence. We laughed about it many atimes in the early years and said "oh thats ok - its african movie, we dont have to be perfect, its ok if script sucks, or if the background music drowns the actors delivery, its ok someone is shot with a gun but i dont see blood or i can hear live construction going on in the background of some one hammering etc. People are aiming high and making international film festivals others want the short cut to make a quick buck for now.
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If you the audience continue to buy into it, and let your self be insulted with these back to back nonsense movies,  they will have the platform to continue to produce it, but I MsTilii choose will not entertain such - to each his own. The money you use to produce the movie is precious and important to you and you want to break even - well same here, my money is equally important to me and I like to spend it WISELY - If you do not give me my monies worth, am sorry i cant praise your work. To the audience, You may watch it and love it cos thats your taste - to each his own.
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I wish i can sugarcoat stuff and act all fake ans say something is nice when i know I know for a fact its not and i will never watch the movie again, I just dont know how. I will continue to tell it like it is. I have done my part of warning you. DEUCES..
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1st Quarter - .JAN / FEB / MAR 2012
  • LADY GAGA - 3.5 / 10
  • BITTER EMOTIONS - 4 / 10
  • MAMA & THE GIRLS/SWAGGER LADIES- 3/10
  • DECEPTION - 4 / 10
  • BRAVE MIND/HAND OF FATE - 5 / 10
  • VICTIMS (Part 1 - 4) - 4/ 10
*The script for "Victims" had so much potential and coulda been so much better but somwhere along the line - the writer/producer lost track and the movie was all over the place - no head no tail - long boring court room scenes etc etc. I hate movies that insult my intelligence - a gynaecolist who examines his patients with no nurse present and goes on to rape them? really? ok. Majid  and Mercy were good as usual, Paul Sambo acting was average - i expected more - this script was just not him, Paul needs a better script and a good director / producer who can challenge him to shine. He is a natural as he was in Ladies Men, and has great potential and he is very articulate and eloquent (something that MOST of the actors struggle with but he doesnt). I am still waiting for a classic from him. This just wasnt it. Too many loose holes.
  • FIREBRAND / SPELLBOUND- 5.5 / 10
* As much as i enjoy RAA movies this production collabo by Emem and Morris Sesay - just did not do it for me at all - I was quite disappointed. Newbie "Morris Sesay" please just cos you co-produce a movie doesnt mean you have to act in it if you are not ready for acting. Honestly I would say take some time off (just like Majid did in his day which paid off greatly) and register some acting classes with all the money you got and get some training and then maybe you grace our screens again. Until then please dont torture us like this again. Nse was good, Joe B - I expected more. Anybody else I did not notice - nothing exceptional from them as usual - always average. I will not say more - if you like go buy it and see for yourself and come here and review it.
  • coming soon- x/x
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2nd Qtr - APRIL / MAY / JUNE 2012
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3rd Quarter JUL / AUG / SEPT 2012
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4th Quarter Oct/Nov/Dec 2012
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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haaa naooo how come the rating of Spellbound is 5.5/5? I hope you meant to say 5.5/10.

You said it all. There was a lot of mismatching of actors/actresses. Imagine Joe B with Monalisa...she looked like his Auntie than a lover. Then worse still with Chioma who by the time she was acting she was expecting....ayiiiiiiiiiiii and telling us she is 27....!

Lulu_lek

Miss T-i-l-i-i (African Movie Reviewer) said...

Lulu thank you. Great catch. I made the change. Thanks a lot ok.
See what am saying, i update this blog late at night when i have some free time, sometimes i am dosing when am doing it but i have to deliver - Thanks to being my 2nd eye, and Yes 5.5/10 - it was not that great. I wanted to yank my hair out watching Monalisa and esp Morris Sesay. I cannot stand HORRIBLE acting.

Anonymous said...

Condolences to the family of Ghanaian actor Mr Godwin Kotey. I saw him in the movie 'I Sing a Well',and thought he was very talented and Ghanaian movie makers should have use his talents more. Also Happy Independence Day Ghana.

Adesuwa said...

Did the Lady GaGa movie really get 3.5 or -3.5? You CAN sugarcoat! That movie was COMPLETE RUBBISH, and honestly, I was **IRATE** because it was pure stupidity. Does Oge Okoye have standards! MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW, nonsense!!

Onward to heartbreaking and tragic news... Alexx Ekubo is filming a new movie (I think it's called jollof, or something... idk) staring Tonto Dike, and.... RUKKY SANDRA!!!! WTF?! I can't even see him the same way now. I know I WILL NOT be watching that monstrosity of a movie when it comes out.

Adesuwa said...

23. March... That movie w/ Alexx and Rukky is called "Lovelorn" mtcheeeeeewwwwww! ANYWAYS, guuuuuurl, you are helping me save money! Thank you, my dear! Anyone who is keeping money in my pocket/preventing me from WASTING money (same thing) is a true friend!! Thanks boo! 8•)

Lady Adwoa Adwubi said...

Oh Miss TiLii............you couldn't have said it better. Losing You was indeed horrible. I love Adjettey Anang and Yvone Okoro but seeing them in this movie was just too much. I mean what were they thinking taking part in such a useless movie.

Hostage was another useless movie. I didn't understand why John Dumelo was even in this movie. All I can say is OMG................

I watched Games of Roses/Speechless and I was indeed speechless at the end of the movie. What a waste of my precious time.

Adesuwa said...

I was on YouTube, and somehow ended up on iroko/nollywoodlove channel... I saw a thumbnail for "Government Babes" and "Facebook babes." I could have thrown up!!!! This just happened. I had to come to your blog, and you reviewed it. Question: What prompted you to watch it? You **KNEW** it was gonna be terrible.

Miss T-i-l-i-i (African Movie Reviewer) said...

Adesuwa that is why I am a movie reviewer.

I take your pain pill by watching all movies - cos i have no choice, and then make my final judgement call and review it or RATE IT as i did this one (I don't review crap movies - I only Rate them - so point of correction - this movie was RATED - NOT reviewed).

I go thru all the torture and pain for ya'll. To save ya'll the headache and your precious eyes.

I knew it was crap before i watched, but like all movies i have to reiterate the facts and prove all points and confidently rate it without bias.

Salomon said...

I'm surprised you're even a given a 3/10 rating for "agony of birth". That movie is really making no sense and the main actor just look stupid. I stop watching it after the first part

Anonymous said...

My sister ooh

Iroko TV is up running like NetFlix (http://irokotv.com/search/results?q=). Can you tell us a bit ....I am just wondering how safe their payment methods are.....

I saw Holding Hope and Sinking Sand add yesterday!

$5 a month no bad ohhh

Lulu_lek

Nollywood Forever said...

My gal you have suffered well well... Chimooo

Anonymous said...

Hi Miss Tilii, when will you post your interview with Majid Michel. Thanks

Miss T-i-l-i-i (African Movie Reviewer) said...

Its was videod by his brothers and its almost a year now, i keep asking them to give me to post but they havent - so i am waiting on them. Actually i just want the video to transcribe what i asked and how he answered so i can type it on my blog, but i havent gotten it yet so am still waiting. I apologize for the wait.

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