Saturday, December 17, 2011

African Movie Industry -Who is The Curviest of Them All

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Omotola Jalade - Ekeinde
(Nollywood Actress)
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So this new Mercy WoW photoshoot has started debates amongst a few fellas and ladies who look at her photos. Some of the ladies say Mercy's hour glass is over rated (which is understandable cos clearly they werent blessed with any LOL - so its understandable for them to hate those who got it), others think not.
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So I was in an african store today and met these guys (Nnamdi and his 2 friends Daniel and Omar), who had a lil netbook computer and were looking at Mercy's WOW photo on different blogs including Blogger friend Mynne Whitman's and debating who was the curviest. Nnamdi told me he thinks Omotola is the curviest of them all in the industry and i said to him well dude you havent seen them all so dont judge - I said although i personally think Mercy takes the crown in that department, Omotola and Mercy are not the only curviest in the movie industry.
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The other guys started throwing in different nollywood actresses names  including Tontoh (i looked at dude with a side eye like "u must be crazy"  - WHO!!!!!!!???) and am like what are we talking about here? Shapely curvy actresses or what?, if so then stick to the facts, dont just be throwing names out there including NMFs who should not even be mentioned in this discussion. Nnamdi said well he doesnt agree with me cos Mercy might be photoshopped or have butt implants and I am looking at him asking him "Why is it so hard for some people to believe" some are just blessed. If you have been watching Mercy for the past 10 yrs you will know - thats all hers - ALL of IT, and so is Omotolas and the ladies i have mentioned below. The debate was about curvy african actresses - every other name some of them wanted to bring in our friendly discussion was redundant. 
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I said to them there are many others too who are not necessarily household names in the industry - but are in the industry non the less. He ask me who? I mentioned a few names but he is new to watching movies so he doesnt know them, So I decided to post photo of one more lady called Daniella Chioma Okeke and another lady called Toolz whom i saw on a blog (i dont know who she is but i guess she is an entertainer or whatever)
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Daniella Chioma Okeke
(Nollywood Actress)
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 Jocelyn Dumas back shot advertising for ReneeQ New BP Shawl

Jocelyn Dumas
(Ghanaian Actress and TV Host)
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Toolz
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There is another Cameroonian born Nollywood Actress called "Lyon Matte Titah" who I remember from movie "Behind Closed Doors  1&2 from years ago, but i havent seen her in a movie in a while neither do i have her picture. There is also another nollywood actress Thelma Nwosu (very good actress) but i havent seen her on screen in a while either. Lets not forget the likes of Ebube Nwagbo and maybe Ini Edo (pre-weight loss)
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Also I would consider ghana's own Martha Ankomah and Joycelyn Dumas very curvy too - but i dont have a photo of her to showcase that. If any one has their curvy photos - send it to me and i will post it here. (yeah someone sent me a inobx message and said Juliet Ibrahim -well yeah i guess)
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So to Nnamdi - the above are the rest i promise i will post (a few of them i cant find photos for, but i will search the movie title for you). Hope this makes your day - you and your boys can continue your debate. I have said my own. LOL
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Thanks to the likes of  Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardarshian, finally society is slowly appreciating a curvy woman (at least out here in the west). Thank God Curvy is being Appreciated!!!!!!!!. I dont have to be shy about my curves again.
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So in conclusion I ask one of the guys what is your definition of a curvy woman and he saids "You have to have the Ratio" - and i asked him - what is the ratio- what ratio are you talking about and he said
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"Your waist should be no more than 15-16inchs inches than your hips/butt  and your bust should no more than 10 inches past your waist size to provide a perfect hour glass shape, and the example he gave me was such as 34-24-40. I could not believe what i had just heard, I just busted our laughing and am like "What?!!!! - you guys study women like a science project or something" - i just couldnt stop laughing. He claims to me that all straight men who appreciate curves know about this "RATIO" dimension thing. I just shook my head and left them in the store after making my purchase and i was thinking "Black Men" - Cheiiiiiiii
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I say Whatever shape God blessed you with - just appreciate it too. Do you Boo.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Juliet Ibrahim Safo from Ghana should be included in your list. Although she is not a very good actress.

Anonymous said...

The Kanu sisters from Nollywood USA.Ginnefine and Sana could be included in your list.

Miss T-i-l-i-i (African Movie Reviewer) said...

uhmm Kanu sisters, uhmm am sorry i dont know who they are - do they act or sing and if they act what movie (did you say nollywood USA ? ok then - maybe thats why cos i dont consider what they do acting LOL LOL LOL )

Anonymous said...

Hi Miss TiLii,this is a list of some movies with the Kanu sisters 'Too Much' ,'This is Houston',Ginnefine Kanu acted in a new movie with Alexx Ekubo called 'In the Cupboard'which suppose to be release soon.Please note they are not great actresses.

Miss T-i-l-i-i (African Movie Reviewer) said...

Oh you dont have to tell me they cannot act - thats a given - none of them in nollywood USA can - not a single iota!!! LOL. The word Nollywood USA alone is a complete put off to me (to each his own) - and so the fact that you mentioned they act in it - i honestly dont consider them actresses. Maybe you should read this thread below and why i dont care for NOLLYWOOD USA and their whole hooplas LOL LOL LOL

http://myafricanmoviereviews.blogspot.com/2011/03/why-i-dont-care-for-nollywood-usa.html

bestting said...

lol i cracked up when i read the ?Juliet Ibrahim part

Anonymous said...

Ini Edo should be included as well!

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