Saturday, August 28, 2010

As we enter the Ninth month (the birthing month) - Expect Good Things

Sorry i havent updated much in the last 30 days - it was a combination of many things going on in my personal life - (am smiling as i type this cos things are going very well). Anyway I am back now - and especially since the long awaited movies are slowing rolling in too (FINALLY -***rolled-my-eyes***). The following movie which are on my list of long awaited have finally being released so look out for my movie reviews (that is if they are worth reviewing):
-Nollywood Hustlers
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From my understanding the other long awaited ones as i have listed on the right panel (in blue) is not too far behind. Dont forget my new website is in the works as well (will keep you posted). So this blog (or should i say new website) will be more user-friendly, instead of going thru the frustruation of scrolling up an down just to read whats on the right panel. Dont worry yall - i feel ya frustruation - am workin on it. Slowly but surely.
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As the saying goes ninth month is a month of birthing - So to all my avid readers so declare in Jesus Name that this be a month of birthing of all your abundant favor. Everything you have been praying for or seeking for since the beginning of the year, May God Bless you abundantly with it all exceedingly abundantly above what you can imagine. Believe it and You will Receive.
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We are finishing this final quarter of the year well (great movie releases and all - cos this has been A YEAR OF TORTURE OF BOMBARDMENT OF ONE CRAB MOVIE AFTER THE NEXT - PERSONALLY I HAVE SUFFERING - I tried methadone and it that didnt work - I need my HIT and i need it now!)
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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Top Funniest Nollywood Movies

So this Friday night - i felt like having a humourous weekend, watching nothing but comedy so i go into my video library to dig for some and come up with several - I just finished rewatching "Keziah" and laughed my head off. This made me decide to make a list of all my top funniest Nollywood Comedic movies. I am sure there are many i still havent seen (esp the ones with Aki and Papaw series). So here is my list - some are full comedy others are not necessary comedy but have a lot of comedic scenes.
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One thing too that i find funny is the sound score or background music to these movies, sometimes the lyrics to the song alone tells the whole story :lol: as it did with Mercy Johnson movie "Keziah". Mercy is so silly - i love this girl - such a phenomenal actress.
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You can tell me yours too and so if i havent seen it yet i can look for them and watch too. There are many i have watched too which is not necessarily in my video library but i dont remember the name - most of them usually have Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozorkwor etc.
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Some of these movies i advice not to be eating whilst you watch because you might choke with laughter as you eat. Becareful.
  • MY BABY (starring Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozorkwor etc)
  • KEZIAH (starring Mercy Johnson, John Okafor, Charles Awurum etc) - MERCY JOHNSON SHOULD HAVE WON ALL THE AWARDS FOR THIS MOVIE - SHE KILLED IT!!!!! SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST
  • OSUOFIA IN LONDON (starring Nkem Owoh,
  • STRONGER THAN PAIN (starring Nkem Owoh, Kate Henshaw etc)
  • MY IN LAW (starring Nkem Owoh, Clem Ohameze etc)
  • MR TROUBLE (starring Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozokwor, Sam Loc)
  • UKWA (starring Nkem Owoh )
  • MY DESTINY (starring Nkem Owoh)
  • NATIVE SON (starring Ini Edo, Tontoh Dikeh, Mike Ezerounye etc - thank u ini for making me laugh so hard)
  • CALCULATOR (starring )
  • ????? (in this movie Patience was insulting someone and then tells them "I have just started with GENESIS, I am not even yet in Malachi, talk about Habbakuk")
  • POUNDS AND DOLLARS (starring Patience Ozokwor etc)
  • ONE DOLLAR (starring Patience Ozokwor etc)
  • ??????????????? (starring Patience Ozokwor, Grace Armah, Oby Edozieh etc)
  • OK some1 remind me whats the movie Nkem starred with Aki/Pawpaw where they owned a Mechanic shop called Emeka and Sons or something like that.??
  • WHITE HUNTERS (starring Funke Akindele, Mercy Johnson, Ini Edo etc)
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  • FISHERS OF MEN (starring Patience Ozokwor, Grace Armah, etc) -It was hilarious
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Thank God for comedians otherwise the world will be such a sad place. I love to laugh. I pray God continue to bless the likes of Nkem Owoh whose ultimate goal is to make africa laugh our hearts out. He is truly gifted. He deserves every award he gets and shame for the kidnappers who kidnapped him in 2009 - thank God he is safe now with his family. The whole can not afford to loose Nkem - Mbanu! Tufiakwa!. My friends 70 old grandmother she knows i deal with movies and always up to date, so everytime she sees me she ask me - "Do you have any Nkem Movie for me" - she loves Nkem - thats all she likes to watch.
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Let me finish digging my library to come up with more titles (excuse the blanks). If i get movie jackets to some of these movies, i will review it "when i have time". I dont like reviewing movies without the movie jackets.
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LOOK OUT FOR MY UPCOMING LIST OF "FAVOURITE VILLAGE THEME MOVIES" - (some call it traditional movies but i call it "village theme") village theme movies are my ultimate african favourite cos there are no pretenses and it showcases true african cultures and customs (i have learnt so much about the igbo culture from watching them and when it stars Patience Owoh or Nkem Owoh, then its a done deal - cos i know i am going to enjoy myself the max watching it. - LOVE PATIENCE IMMENSELY") - the ONLY movie i can recollect she has not acted evil but acted good was "Behind Closed Doors' - other than that - dont trust any of her character to be good - especially when the movie starts with her walking the village street holding a bible or she is in some nun clothes - when u see such - just believe the movie is going to be a long ride with Patience :lol:
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Monday, August 2, 2010

TAKERS (Upcoming HOLLYwood movie)

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Well you all know though this blog is solely for african movies every now and then i will promote an upcoming HOLLYWOOD movie which interest me (and am assuming might interest a few too) - well this upcoming movie released nationwide in USA on Aug 27 2010 is called "TAKERS".
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Why am i so excited about it,? "cos we aint ever had this much foine ass men in one movie in a long time (xcuse ma ebonics)-. I mean you talking Idris Elba, Michael Ealy and all the rest. This is movie you go see with ya girlfriends and just oohh, ahhh and drool - leave ya boyfriends at home cos he probably wont be happy you drooling over some men you dont even know.
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This movie is definately a girls night out for me - and the main reason am going to see it is cos of my one and only Michael Ealy (aka Pretty Ricky Nash) - (5th from left in the below poster) - had a crush on dude since the Icecube movie "Barbershop" (was it his thuggish ways in Barbershop or is it them green eyes - Oh i dont know - he just cute and yummyliscious to me - they dont make them like this no more so leave me a lone to go marinate on this one).
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My girl friend whom am going to see this movie with is going cos of Idris Elba, some are going cos of rapper Tip "TI" Harris (congrats on ya recent nuptials to Tiny), every lady has her reason to looking forward to seeing this movie, and if you ask me the story line - like the rest of em - i dont even know or care. They can play the movie on mute for all i care for 120mins. The view is good enough :lol: - I need a large bowl of popcorn.
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ps: if you wondering is that Chris Brown first from right - yeah thats him - he was cast in role way before Rihanna beating incident in Feb 2009. And if Michael looks familiar elsewhere apart from Barbershop - yes he did use to date Halle Berry - i was heartbroken when they broke up. I was waiting for them to marry mate and make some babies.
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Go to website to watch trailer
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/takers/site/ .
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