Saturday, July 31, 2010

THE MIRROR BOY (Upcoming Movie with Genny)

This is one of the many upcoming movies with Genny. Look out for this. Will post further information as i get it. This movie is a collaboration with Naija and Gambia thus you will see a host of new cast names you may not be familiar with.
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Produced by OH Films in association with The Nollywood Film Factory
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Starring: Genevieve Nnaji, Osita Iheme, Edward Kaguzuti, Fatime Jabbe with Victor Carvahlo, John Charles Njie, Momodu Musa Cisse and Felix Cisse
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Film Credits
Writer/Director: Obi Emelyone
Producer: Patrick Campbell
D.O.P: Clive Norman
Film Editor: Andrew Webber
Graphics: Daniel Tah
Sound Designer: Luke Corradine
Production Manager: Amma Aning
Line Prducer: Gordon Irole
Assocoiate Producer: Fatime Jabbe
Make Up & Hair: Gabriel Okorie
D.O.P Assist: Chukwudozie E. Manuel
Co-Executive Producers: Akin Salami & Patrick Campbell

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Breath Of Love

i was going to review this new movie but i change my mind. I mistakenly bought it, just cos one of my favourite actors (Ramsey Nouah ) is in it, but one actress CHIKA IKE - spoiled it for me. The movie was just ok.
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Chika Ike i am so tired of watching your movies - like seriously. I mean i try and avoid your movie at all cost but i got this movie cos of Ramsey and now i regret it. The one question i have for you (and you can take it or leave it) - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE PREDICTABLE ONE WAY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN EVERY MOVIE YOU DO - I get exhausted watching your movies and thats why i avoid your movies. Your facial expressions never change (same observation with ghana actress Kalsum Sinare), always predictable - Please do us a favor watch your movies - maybe watch it on MUTE and watch your facial expression in all the scenes from beginning to end - kinda like a frustruation look. I can watch my favourite other actresses on MUTE if i wanted to, and still understand the storyline. Your facial expression frustruate me so much, i start making faces like u do and someone walks in on me watching the movie and "Whats wrong" - so i avoid ya movies at all cost - My Ultimate Drive by
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SAY SOMETHING NICE CHALLENGE:
Yes you are a beautiful girl Chika- that i give to you i seen nice smily photos of you before (USE IT MORE OFTEN) - but seriously you dont have to make your facial gestures the same in every scene - whethere you are happy, sad, surprised, tired, etc etc - its getting so tired, so just retire it.
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Thank You.
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(this is the first time in a long time, i got duped - Ramsey its all becos of you i bought this movie)
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Ms Tilii's Month End Freaknic

From now on, on the last saturday of every month i will share my favourite african songs and/or music videos from all over africa as a celebration for month end. It will be called Miss Tilii's Month End Freaknic, for my blog guest to enjoy it for the weekend.
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Nana Boroo - Ahayede (GHANA)- to the non ghanaians ahayede means there is no "place" sweeter - this song is on rotation on all radio stations and every club in ghana and think it will continue to be a hit all through christmas.
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P Square - E No Easy (NIGERIA) - i first saw this song in the movie STOLEN WILL during the party scene. I looooooooooooooooooove Psquare - always have. This is a real party song.

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This is to say happy weekend to you all - have a blessed upcoming week.
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

INHALE (Upcoming Movie by Jeta Amata)

Jeta Amata another great favourite director of mine (directed movies like Amazing Grace) - Here is his new upcoming movie "Inhale" - more details later.
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Trailer:





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Starring
-Caroline Chikezie
-Ini Edo
-Hakeem Kai Kazeem
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Storyline:
Inale is the beautiful daughter of the great King Oche, of the Idoma people in Idomaland, Nigeria. Her beloved Odeh must win the wrestling tournament to win her hand in marriage. The village gathers for the ceremony only to find a stranger in their midst, that challenges not only the tradition of the village but the strength of Odeh and Inale's true love.
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RECOGNISING OTHER AFRICAN MOVIE INDUSTRIES

If you read this blog quite often, you will notice that i have mentioned in the past i am not just addicted to ghanaian or nigerian movies BUT ADDICTED TO MOVIES PERIOD - movies from all over africa, hollywood, black hollywood etc - movies that dont get recognised as much across the world like HOLLYWOOD does.
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In Africa my favourite are all the great movies from the ANGLOFONE countries (Ghana, Nigeria etc) and ofcourse I absolutely love the story lines to many of the FRANCOPHONE movies too (so far as its subtitled and i can understand it) - i have watched a lot of francophone movies in my day. If you enjoy movies like I do I suggest you dont simply wait for just Nollywood or Ghanaian movies (ps: as u can see its still hard for me to say the name GHOLLYwood :lol: its so funny).
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And please dont ever sleep on yoruba movies, cos you will be making a big mistake - I am ghanaian and i dont speak or understand much of any language apart from English and the three ghanaian languages i speak, so if i can watch and enjoy subtitled Yoruba, Igbo, Efik, Edo, Francophone etc movies then so can you. Seriously try it and see - you will really enjoy some of these story lines. And for Yoruba i have noticed i am not even paying attention to the subtitles anymore cos they intertwine english so much to the yoruba - you will surely figure out what they are saying. Anything with Funke Akindele i make sure i watch if it is subtitled. I have watched a lot of yoruba movies.
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I am so glad that other anglophone countries such as Kenya, Sierra Leone etc our entering the market - it gives Ghana and Nigeria More competition and not to slack as much with the quality of scripts, direction etc. I personally feel the more the merrier. Bring it on. May no one pride themselves of being superior or first in the game above anyone, lets support all the other african countries and help them come up. There is room for everybody - may the best win and keep standing (the last may be the first in the long run - no one knows tomorrow).
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Check out these trailers of movies from other parts of Africa - I havent seen them yet but to me the trailer seems good and I will search hi and lo for it, watch it and review it like i do the rest. If it is good - ofcourse I will market for free. My goal is to get all good african directors recognised by the masses, because they dont have a voice enough nor get recognised enough and i dont feel its fair.
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Our storylines are sometimes better than Hollywood..
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SOUTH AFRICAN MOVIE - " WHITE WEDDING"
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KENYAN MOVIE: "MAROONED"
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LOOK FOR THESE MOVIES BUY IT AND SUPPORT THEM.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

THE FAKE PROPHET and HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE (Upcoming Teco Benson Movies)

Teco is one of my favourite director/producers and THE FAKE PROPHET is his most recent work to look out for. It is being premiered in AFRICA, UK, and USA so stayed tuned and lets support his effort. I love such unique story lines that no one likes to tell. Kudos Mr Benson - we look forward to watching this movie.
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Producer/Director:
Teco Benson
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Starring:
-Grace Armah played as
-Charles Okafor played as Pastor (one of my ever so favourite actors starred in Prophecy)
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Storyline:
The Fake Prophet' is a Nollywood film that has been produced as an advocacy tool by the UK based child rights charity, Stepping Stones Nigeria, producers of the Channel4 dispatches documentary 'Saving Africa's Witch Children'. 'The Fake Prophet' follows two parallel stories. One follows a young girl who has been branded a witch, and the other tells of a fraudulent Pastor who claims to have power bestowed by God to identify and exorcise witchcraft. The film illuminates the harsh reality faced by children stigmatized as witches, while also exposing the truth behind those who make money by claiming to be prophets, able to seek out and exorcise child witches (as prevalent in nigerian state Akwa Ibom - if you dont know and never heard of whats going on - u are way behind, catch up maybe on bbc or youtube clip i have posted below the trailer)
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Trailer to FAKE PROPHET:
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BBC DOCUMENTARY ON AFRICAN CHILD WITCHUNT

Its not just an Akwa Ibom thing - this b.s is in Congo Too.

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SUPPORT THE CAUSE TO STOP THIS NONSENSE THEY ARE DOING TO THESE KIDS.

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The other upcoming movie by Teco is "HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE" starring Kanayo Kanayo, Clarion Chukwura, Lillian Bach, Yemi Blaq".

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TRAILER TO "HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE" (according to Teco this is already on the mkt so i suggest you ask ya dealer for it )

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Enjoy and Support. Thanks!

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Today We Salute You .....

I will take it upon my myself to continue to rave and stomp my feet loud to the FEW directors and producers doing great work in the african movie industry. Their work will never go unnoticed at least not on this blog so as from today (and also when i transition to my new website which is still in the works) -there willl be a section titled

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WE SALUTE YOU.

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I have commended a few directors/producers in the past. Today i am saluting one whom i have never mentioned and probably turned a blind sight to unintentionally. Mr Izu's direction of work, which i have loved much to date, i will say is 2008s movie titled: "DISTANCE BETWEEN" starring our very own Rita Dominic, Mercy Johnson, Yemi Blaq and Kalu Ikeagwu. Excellent directed movie which touches on so many subjects including incest, rape, promiscuity etc. If you dont have this movie run (dont walk) and go grab it.

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"MR IZU OJUKWU"

TODAY WE SALUTE YOU

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Izu Ojukwu is arguably the youngest director in the Nigeria Movie industry who has garnered much respect for himself so much that the mere mentioning of his name makes practitioners shudder. This respect had come through the difference in his works. Since 1991 when he entered the industry straight from High School, Izu has done less than twelve movies basically because he has used those long years to better equip himself in terms of training not from the classroom but practically (bio source: allafrica).

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Mr Ojukwu hand of work have included

-DISTANCE BETWEEN

-SITANDA

-SHUT IN

-CINDYS NOTES

-WHITE WATERS

-ACROSS THE NIGER

-NNENDA

-CHILD

-LAVIVA

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I have seen "Distance Between", "Sitanda" and "Shut In" and truly enjoyed it all and still waiting to see the rest of titles as in blue I havent seen yet. I eargely wait for Cindys Notes especially - the reviews are so excellent - if anyone can help me get a hold of this movie here in US please let me know, I will pay for it. Here some of the trailers i could get for 'some' of his directed movies

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Mr Ojukwu, l know like many directors in the african movie industry, funding and financial support is a huge challenge for you. I say May God continue to bless you to get all the funding you need to continue to tell the great stories yet untold in the african movie industry - I like the story lines you like to touch on o that most people in our industry wont - movies that gets us out our comfort zones as you did with "Shut In" (the only point loss was the sound score was kinda irritating). May our governments notice all the jobs these movies create and support great directors/producers such as MR. IKE IZU OJUKWU worthy of support for the good work they put out. Izu i see you shooting in a fully funded 35 MM (most dominate film guage for image origination) very soon (the same support and wishes goes to my other favourite producers and directors as i mentioned: http://myafricanmoviereviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/miss-tiliis-it-list-of-great.html )

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Once again We Salute You.

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I have said it before I will continue to market G-R-E-A-T african movies by great directors for FREE - its my passion and I will continue to do that if thats all i have to do to help.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Sinking Sand (Upcoming Movie)

Sinking Sands, low res. teaser from filmmaker on Vimeo.


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Starring
-Jimmy Jean Louis
-Ama K Abebrese (congrats Ama for your very first movie)
-Chris Attoh
-Yemi Blaq

-Akosua Agyepong

-Doris Sackitey
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Storyline
Tells the story of a couple, Jimah and Pabi, in a loving marriage which turns into one of violence and abuse when Jimah becomes disfigured in a domestic accident.

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Movie Premiere

Location: Accra International Conference Center

Date: Friday Nov 19 2010

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The most memorable Domestic abuse theme movie I watched way back when and enjoyed was by one and only Emem Isong's "EMOTIONAL CRACK " starring Ramsey Nouah, Stephanie Okereke, Dakore Egbuson and Patience Ozorkwor. Very nice movie - sure keeper. Ask ya dealer for it.

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Monday, July 26, 2010

MISS TILII's 2010 AFRICAN MOVIE "IT" LIST OF "GREAT ACTORS/TRESSES

I first created this list about 2 years ago, but lately i have been getting questions via email where i am being asked who do i consider "Great" Actor or "Great Actress" - besides in the past 2 years i have had some additions and subtractions. Granted there are many I deem as GOOD in my books, there a handful i consider GREAT and they are as follows (african actors, actress and producers) - I am only focusing on GHANA and NIGERIA;
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All in purple are Ghanaian Actors and Actresses and all others are Nigerian Actors/tresses.
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My Personal Top GREATEST and Favourite Actresses (Nigeria and Ghana)
  • Genevieve Nnaji (though this list is in no particular order Genny is my #1)
  • Funke Akindele
  • Akorfa Asiedu
  • Joke Silva
  • Funlola Aofiyebi
  • Rita Dominic
  • Patience Ozorkor
  • Chinny Ahaneku
  • Geraldine Okeocha
  • Camilla Mberekpe
  • Ebere Okaro
  • Ngozi Ezeonu
  • Liz Benson (one of the 1st pioneers)
  • Kate Henshaw
  • Bimbo Akintola
  • Jennifer Eliogwu
  • Rama Brew
  • Uche Owusotole
  • Stella Damasus Aboderin
  • Stephanie Okereke (when she doesnt fake her accent and she is herself- same advice to Nadia - buts thats few times and far between)
  • Omotola Ekeinde (aka OmoT)
  • Mercy Johnson (depends on script and the director - breakthru movie THE MAID)
  • Ini Edo (depends on the script and the director - breakthrough movie WORLD APART)
  • Nse Ikpe Etim
  • Uche Jumbo
You need one breakthrough movie to make you shine for me to consider you great. Thats why you have to be extremely selective on the script and most importantly check the resume/cv of the director directing you. SInce their breakthrough movies Ini and Mercy havent necessarily done great in all other subsequent movies - they have accumulated "SOME" not so great movies on their cv . I guess u have to be in a great financial space to be able to confidently say NO attimes and not say yes to every script which will sometimes tarnish your greatness.
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For the up and comers who have not entered the industry yet and want to - get some of the movies by my listed greats and study these actors and actresses VERY VERY VERY - study them like science and detect what exactly about their acting make them raise that much eyebrows - take a lil cue from them add your own and the sky is the limit for you. I wont tell you - u study their every act and ask yourself why. And please look beyond the physique or their looks. There is more to it than just the looks.
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Next Best Thing - Actresses with the Greatest Potential and to keep a keen eye on
  • Omoni Oboli (movie: Entanglement)
  • Uru Eke (movie: Widows of Men)
  • Yvonne Okoro - (movie: Beyonce: The Presidents Daughter, 4Play)
  • Luckie Lawson (movie:
  • Martha Ankomah (movie: Kiss me if you can) - she has one of the best potential as a ghanaian actress but thus far based on poor choices she has garnered a reputation (at least in Ghana) - people are now overlooking how great she could be focusing on the overly sex scenes she has played - This is what i am referring to as being selective so much, it doesnt come to bite you and overshadow your greatness. You can not erase what you have done. But i still give her the benefit of doubt bcos i still think with the right script and direction she will outshine many.
  • Lydia Forson (movie: Scorned)
  • Ufeoma Ejornorbor (movie: "Saving Sarah")
  • Nadia Buari (movie: "Beyonce") - Be ya self and loose that fake accent and you will be greater
  • Tontoh Dikeh - she'd be greater if she calms down notch with all that gra-gra-becoming too predictable
  • Susan Peters
  • Comfort Ugheoke (Faithful Betrayal) - played Genevieve Nnajis younger sister
  • Nuella Njubigbor
  • Uche Ogbodo (with the right script and a great director to make her shine she could possibly be the next Omotola -she reminds me of when OmoT started acting - i have hope for her to grow - only if she doesnt allow herself to be pidgeon into campus/aristos type movies)
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My Personal Top Greatest & Favourite Actors (in no particular order)
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  • Majid Michel (dude i cant say this enough "be selective on ya choice of scripts" u are saying "YES" to too many lately - NOT A GOOD LOOK)
  • Richard Mofe Damijo (aka. RMD)
  • Zach Orji
  • Ramsey Nouah
  • Jim Iyke
  • Nana Kwame Sarpong
  • Adjetey Anang
  • Brew Riverson
  • Olu Jacobs
  • Kofi Adjorlolo
  • Pete Eneh
  • Chiwetalu Agu
  • Nkem Owoh
  • Sam Loco
  • Sam Dede
  • Charles Okafor
  • Kanayo Kanayo
  • Desmond Elliot
  • Muna Obiekwe
  • Yemi Blaque
  • Yul Edochie
  • Mike Ezerounye
  • Kalu Ikeagwu
  • ??? (i have been racking my brain bout this actor who played the pastor in "Saving Sarah" - one of the best but i cant remember his name)
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The Next Best Thing - Actors with the Greatest Potential and Ones to Keep an Eye On
  • Chris Attoh
  • John Dumelo
  • I dont have any more ACTORs IN MIND - this is where we need to put a lot more effort. Audience are tired of the recycling especially when it comes to th actors. We need new faces. I put my bet on Joseph Benjamin who stars with Genny in the upcoming "TANGO" but i havent seen the movie yet and i will be silly to just base my judgement on his fine looks. I have to watch the movie first and i am still waiting.
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My Favourite Movie Producers/Directors
  • Shirley Frimpong Manso (wrote/directed/produced movie: Perfect Picture)
  • Emem Isong (produced movie: Guilty Pleasures)
  • Lancelot Imaseum (directed movie: Behind Closed Doors and many more)
  • Adim Williams (directed movie: Sharon Stone)
  • Steve Gukas (directed movie: Keeping Faith)
  • Jeta Amata (directed: "Amazing Grace", upcoming "Inhale" and "Black Gold")
  • Teco Benson (prodcued movie: Silent of the Gods)
  • Izu Ojukwu (directed movie: Distance Between)
  • Tchidi Chikere (e.g movie: Blood Sisters)
  • Chinny Ahaneku (wrote/direct/produced movie: Alice My First Lady)
  • Lancelot Imasuen (directed movie: Behind Closed Doors)
  • Vivien Ejike (produced movie: Silent Scandal)
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My favourite African movie themes are the village set movies. These are my favourite because i think its the realest, they are no pretences or no faking of accents like the usual ones. This is why Tchidi Chikere remains one of favourite directors (I love his old movies).
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So to the ones who emailed me i hope i answered your questions. This is my own personal favourites and i am sure you and everybody else may have your own personal favourites too. To each his own. If i didnt mention someone - nothing personal, they may be good but not great in my books. Again I repeat its nothing personal. To each his own and we can agreet o disagree. My opinion doesnt have to count at all (am ok with that).
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I had to come back and edit this post by adding my two cents here based on a comment an anonymous person made which was so right and I have also mentioned before in many of my old post.
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The fact that, I think many of the problems we are having in the industry is not necessarily the actors or actresses lacking in skills but the growing evidence that sometimes, as our BEST of the best actors/tresses grows (such as Majid Michel, John Dumelo, Mercy Johnson etc etc) their range and depth over exceeds the range available to them and evidently SOME OF the directors they work with, are not growing at the same pace to challenge them enough movie after movie. Yes, we have improved on sound and picture quality, but when it comes to scripts and direction sometimes i prefer the old storylines.
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Yes i said it, Many of our directors are not growing the same pace as the Actors(tresses) and so if you live in a country like africa where your main source of income is acting - sometimes you have no choice but to say YES to any script even though it may not be challenging enough - it sure pays the bills. When u ask some of our stars where do you see your self in future many are quick to say - HOLLYWOOD, well good, i wish you well, but at this pace where u are not being challenged with time, you have a lot to compete with in Hollywood. Its like sometimes the actors take 10 step forward with acting and being directed in the great script and then the next thing you see 10 steps backwards.
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The industry is quick to complain about lack of funding for creating good movies, which i agree (somewhat), but in restrospect when you think about it, much of what they are complaining about, with me looking from the outside in (and correct me if am wrong Mr Producer/Director if you are reading this) has nothing to do with funding. The actor or actress needs to be challenged one movie after the other - not float on the same level for years on end. Challenge them scripts with different depth and make them go higher. If you search this thread you will find directors I have called out in the past for somehow getting to work with the best talent we got, yet NEVER able to challenge them enough, either based on the poor script of the movie or simple poor direction.
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This is why as of 2008 I decided not to let the Producers and Directors go scot free - if you did not do a good job - I will call you out. Who am I to judge who is doing a good job and who is not considering i have never directed in my life, I am one of the bajillion audience out there who spend my hard earn money to buy the movie only to be DUPED with crap. All we simply ask is for quality movies, NOT QUANTITY. I mean do you really think just cos you are producer or director, i should simply shut up and take whatever you put on the market. Assuming none of us buy your movies, how do u think the indutry will be. Put your self in our shoes, yes we are paying $5 or $10 odd dollars a pop, may seem lil, but money is money even if I am spending $1.
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-Take Actor Leonardo DiCaprio foreinstance see how he has grown and in every new movie he does with , he is challenged more and more. See his depth of growth since "EATING GILBERT GRAPE" or even "TITANIC" - he is one actor i admire because he is not an overnight success and has grown over time thanks to Producers Martin Scorcese
-Actor Derek Luke had never acted 'much" before but see how Denzel Washington challenged him in all the ranges with his first movie debut "ANTWONE FISHER" - and since then he has grown so much in depth. This is what I seek for in African movies, how you the director can make one shine in their role by challenging them.
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And to the anonymous person who commented - you are right yet wrong on the subject of Shirley not having much ranges. "YES, Checkmate was poor (at least compared to all the previous) but if you compare all the current Ghanaian producers or lets say Producers in Ghana (cos not all are ghanaian) to me, she is the only one holding up and so we can agree to disagree where i say NO when you state she doesnt have ranges. To me Life and Living it vs Scorned vs Sting in a Tale is a good range enough (even if average) as compared to the other rubbish being put out there on the ghanaian market. For a young LADY who writes, produce and direct, I will continue to give her all the encouragement she needs but at the same time I will not sugarcoat when something crap is puttin out there, as was with CHECKMATE. I will tell it like it is. Checkmate may not have lived up to par but I cannot overlook the other good ones she has done. You cannot say that about Shirley and turn a blindseye to ppl like Abdul Mumuni or Frank Arase or whatever and tell me THEY are doing a better job - yes I have seen 4play, The Game, blah blah blah and still not impressed with the scripts, the profanity, the foreign names and all that nonsense - but thats just me - to each his own. Ghana has GREAT directors - folks i personally know who graduated from prestigious NAFTI school, but unfortunately, many left the country after much frustruation when it comes to funding and I wish they will come back to show ppl how its really done.
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I for one love Ghanaian prime time tv shows like "Things You Do for Love", "Taxi Driver", "Sun City" and the likes and I always wonder if these prime time tv shows are so well produced and directed how come they cannot transition this into movies. Abdul Mumuni and Frank ARase are not the only ghanaian movie director/producers out there, but yes they are the ones with the most funding to do whatever they like and no one questions them - but hopefully not for long with them feeling they are untouchable. So i do understand what you are saying when you state "There is a paucity of active filmdirectors in Ghana now which sometimes leave the actors/tresses no choice".
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My wish is all the great directors and producers who have been sitting on their great talent and on the back bench (both in Ghana and in Nigeria) get all the funding they need to save the industry from the bombardment of crap being putting out there. Where is Kwaw Ansah of "Loved Brewed in African Pot" - its people like that i want to see back in the industry.
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For one thing i do notice a trend of many producers/directors making great movies worthy enough to go straight to the cinemas (Figurine, Home in Exile etc) and I am very proud of them and can not advocate for them enough. Its a huge step for africa. I pray the other producers still pushing out QUANTITY and not QUALITY will have the sense enough to join this bandwagon, sitting behind the drawing board to come up with creative enough scripts to go straight to Cinemas world wide and be recognised in ALL THE FILM FESTIVALS (sundance etc)
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This opens a discussion which hasnt been talked about much and as part of an audience who watch african movies, I would love to hear your point of view - constructive comments will be posted.
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A Dose of Foiness -Genevieve Nnaji Ofcourse!

Well Good Monday Morning Everybody. I woke up and found this in my inbox and thought i'd share. Its none other but MY ONE AND ONLY GENNY (i love her so much). As you well know by now since its all over the internet she got this great endorsement from Mud Cosmetics. You can read all about Mud here.
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http://www.mudblog.net/blog/mud-nigeria-genevieve-nnaji/
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She was patient for the right endorsement and the right one came through. So proud of her. May she be exposed more internationally as ever before and may she get bigger endorsements, I am thinking MAC Africa or Loreal Africa maybe.
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Very Gorgeous Pictures - Do da damn thang Genny. We love you.
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To learn more about Genevieve, please visit her Ning page: http://genevievennajifanbook.ning.com , or follow her on Twitter: http://twitter.com/GenevieveNnaji1

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Miss Tilii's Website In the Works

I am in process of turning this blog into a real website. I think i have out done the blog thing (Nov 2010 will be this blog's 2nd Birthday) and now want to upgrade a notch to a website platform. I been crawling now i need to stand up. I am extremely busy right now but look out for a launch of my NEW website before the end of the year. Its going to be a lot more user friendly and a lot more interesting topics much more than just MOVIE REVIEWS focusing on GREAT MOVIES ONLY. Its going to be fun.
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As u all know I am currently in collabo with my websista Nollywood Uncut and also in talks to collab with another new interesting review related website in the works, so rest assured u will see me around. The more the merrier, You guys will have more choices of webs to browse.
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If i continue to see the amount of traffic i see here lately i may have to do this part time instead of letting it be just a hobby i do late at night when i have "spare time" - just so i can dedicate more time to this.
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If there is anything u would like to see on my upcoming web - let me know your suggestions.
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MORE UPDATE LATER

Friday, July 23, 2010

Fun Discussion on African Movies

To while away our time (as we still wait on great movies this 2010) we are going to have some fun discussions. I own this blog and I am bored out of my wits, and so i can imagine yall are bored beyond description - but its not my fault sha. Shebi the good producers have sat on their work and are all waiting on who is going to release theirs first, as we all sit and wait patiently and suffer from boredom.
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I wish there were great movies out for me to review but unfortunately there isnt thus far. This year has been slow. Is not like the movie is not complete, I know of at least 10 movies complete which i know will be great releases, some were finished as far back as 2009 several of them starring Genny (and you know how i love my Genny) but the producers for one reason or the other are not releasing them - for own personal reasons.
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The topics are as follows - You are welcome to contribute - and please "This is All in Fun" - nothing personal. I will come back to add more later. Enjoy
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Discussion 1: Popular Phrases from African Movies
  1. TUFIAKWA (God Forbid) (honestly the igbos need 2 trademark this word for real - you'll be amazed how many ppl use this word)
  2. Chinekeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh Mehhhhhhhhhhh (Patience Ozorkwor)
  3. This girl has finished me today, chei, chim chim chim chimoooooooooooooooo, Heyu
  4. Abi ohhhhhhh
  5. Kwa???
  6. Abeg go Jooooooh
  7. Ah Ah
  8. Na wah for you oohhhh
  9. Eiwooooooooooooo (Patience Ozorkwor)
  10. Gini
  11. Chei
  12. Nna-ayi.....
  13. Mmazi ......
  14. Igwe
  15. Lolo
  16. Can u imagine???
  17. Please my son, I want to carry my grandchildren before I die!
  18. ?????? or whatever you call your self
  19. Idiot!!!!
  20. Gerra Out of Here
  21. Arant Nonsense
  22. Nicompoop
  23. Didnt i warn you
  24. Will you shut up that your dirty mouth before i shut it for you
  25. Shut up that your dirty mouf (patience Ozorkwor)
  26. Nooooooonsense!!
  27. Anoufia
  28. I will show you this is Lagos
  29. I will show you my name is ......
  30. WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED
  31. Before i count to 3 and open my eyes
  32. If i hear "FIM" from that your mouth, I will twist it behind your back
  33. If you dont want me to re arrange that your face for you (Desmond Elliot)
  34. Can u imagine, A whole me??
  35. Do you know who you are talking to
  36. We shall see
  37. You think you can reap where you did not sow?
  38. Every day running ya mouf "Pio Pio Pio.........." like a typewriter (Ini Edo and Patience say this alot)
  39. See me see trouble ooohhhh
  40. OSHO FREEE - FOSA!!!!!! (Rita Dominic said it and it stuck in my mind ever since :lol:)
  41. Hia (Gennys favourite sigh - which has become mine too)
  42. Check me and balance me well - (Mercy Johnson as the twirls her body)
  43. For crying out loud - Genny favourite phrase
  44. Do you understand ??- Gennys favourite
  45. I am in love with another - Gennys other fav saying
  46. How could youuuuuu?? - Gennys other fav saying
  47. You Slapped Me?
  48. I dont understand (i think this is one of the dumbest repititious phrase in all movies)
  49. What is the meaning of this.......????
  50. Chief
  51. I am waiting for my container
  52. My container has been seized
  53. I am going to Abuja for a meeting
  54. You are not getting any younger
  55. There is nothing new under the sun
  56. There is fire on the mountain
  57. When One calls out a persons name called three times and then ask them how many times they called them (eg Emeka!, Emeka!, Emeka!.then the person will ask again "How many times did i call you?.)
  58. Do You Understand? (Ini's Favourite question)
  59. Ehhhhhhh????????? So you want to beat me eh?? okay go ahead beat me, BEAT ME NOW, NONSENSE!!!!!! (Rita Dominic saying this whilst her petite self pushing her head towards the man chest).
  60. I swear to God if you touch me, you will regret it for the rest of your life - Rita's favourite saying.
  61. Eyaaaaaaa , Sorry Ohh(showing sign of pity)
  62. You Nko (usually said a lot in college campus type movies)
  63. I'll be back in a Jiffy (Ramsey's favourite saying - even if his character is a village boy :lol:)
  64. I swear to God (Ramsey's favourite saying)
  65. I am in love with you / I am falling in love with you (all naija actors favourite saying - i guess their definition of love is different from mine)
  66. Breda (as in Brother) - Nkiru's Sylvanus favourite saying
  67. Leave me alone oo
  68. I dont blame you
  69. It is a lie
  70. Init (Ramsey Nouah's favourite as well as Tontoh Dikeh's)
  71. You berra........ (as in you better)
  72. Why are you doing this to me?
  73. Youre my only son dont do this to me
  74. Ini Edo likes to say "JeeesOs" whenever she is angry or surprised.
  75. I cant write this cos its a thing that actor Olu Jacob always does "kinda like an animal growl"
  76. That Tongue clicking thing Ini Edo does with her tongue (Patience Ozorkwor does it too)
  77. What happened??
  78. Whoever sent you tell them u didnt not see me (Patience Ozorkwor
  79. Nnaga nu....... (Wish i understood what this meant.I know its an igbo insult work Patience uses a lot)
  80. God will PONISH YOU
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Discussion 3: Scenes I usually fast forward
  1. Court Scenes
  2. Juju mans Scene
  3. Police Station Scene
  4. Mercy Johnson Crying Scene
  5. Screaming Shouting Scenes of Desmond Elliot or Mike Ezeruounye when they are trying to emphasise a point strongly.
  6. ANY SCENE with my WORST ACTORS/ACTRESSES (they know who they are) - if i dont forward i SIMPLY MUTE or if i want to sleep on a sunday afternoon after church i put them on cos they are like HUMAN SLEEPING PILLS FOR ME. (van, jackie appiah crying, kalsum sinari, ali nuhu, rukky sanda, etc etc - oh i got too many to name - A LOT to name)
  7. Chioma Chukwuka in a love scene - boring as hell. Peck Peck Peck. OmoT use to be like that until she loosed up with Van in "My Story" - I am a sucker for romance, BUT I dont like excessive profanity (as prevalent in many Ghanaian movies) BUT at least in a kissing scene make it believable - if not dont bother playing the scene. All that peck nonsense if you are married, stay married and stay off our screens.We want believable acting.
  8. Shopping in the supermarket
  9. Lovers holding hands strolling hand in hand eating icecream and prophesying Shakespearan love for each other.
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Discussion 3: Scenes I usually rewind or rewatch
  1. Any thing with Genny almost always i rewind or rewatch over and over. Cant get enough
  2. Any kissing scene with Genny & Muna Obiekwe, or Genny & Majid or Genny & Yemi Blaq
  3. Any Nkem Owoh (Osuofia) funny scenes
  4. Yul Edochie trying to do his yahooze dance moves - I love to watch him trying to dance. He is cute as a button.
  5. Yemi Blaq or Yul Edochie prophesying love to some chic - Damn! the voices sends chill down my spine, mmmm mmm mmm am like "Ohhhhhh wweeeeee" - these two dudes baritone voices make me feel so damn ticklish. :lol: (U so silly Ms Tilii - I know i am)
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Discussion 4: Most Ridiculous African Movie Titles (oh my gash i will be here all day on this topic here)
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  1. Husband My Foot
  2. Any movie with the word BABES sounds silly
  3. ?
  4. ?
  5. ?
  6. ?
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MY PEOPLE, THIS IS ALL IN FUN, SO DONT HESITATE TO COMMENT AND CONTRIBUTE. ALSO IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER "FUN TOPICS" ABOUT NOLLYWOOD MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE US TO DISCUSS or OBSERVATION- PLEASE LET ME KNOW
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Ghanaian Local Movies (Twi Movies)

I never reviewed much of Ghanaian Local Movies because I know the majority of folks who traffic my blog are more interested in the English movies. However this is just a brief announcement to those who do watch local Ghanaian Movies to look out for some great titles out there (all i have listed is worth the buy i promise) - I hardly watch them cos in the past the script and acting hasnt been that impressive but i must admit lately i have watched several and they are very very nice. The Titles are as follows:
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-ABRO KYIRE BAYIE (translation 'Witchcraft Abroad')- excellent movie - loved it from start to finish
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-ABRO KYIRE ABRABO (translation 'Life Abroad')
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-AKYA KOO AWARE BRONI (translation Agya Koo is married to a white woman)
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-ANI DA SUO ASA (translation Hope is Gone)
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-MAKOSEM (? i cant translate this- my twi is not that good)
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-ME WUO AKYI (translation 'After my death')
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-KAYA YOO (translation: referred to those who carry goods for customers in the market) - i love the mansion in this movie
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-ABROKYIRE BURGER (translation: uhmmm I cant translate this)
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-MI DIE NI WUA (translation:I am your one and only)
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-NATASHA
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-ME WUO AKYI (translation: After my death) - U have to check Agya Koo Michael Jackson moves in part 3 & 4 of this movie
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(I will add more later.)
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The movies I have bolded in green where shot in London-UK, and I must say i truly enjoyed it. No pretenses - the Kumasianos are killing it :lol: - am truly enjoying their movies lately - much more than i had in the past. Agya Koo will have you rolling all over your living room floor - u need to see "Me Wuo Akyi" - where he was doing his Michael Jackson moves with pink gloves. I had rib stiffness from laughing so damn hard - hear me when i say i was on the floor rolling in laughter. He is hilarious beyond description. And on top of that he had the nerve to say "he was on his way to Michael Jackson funeral" (i guess this movie was shot around when MJ was being laid to rest in LA. :lol:
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(am sorry - for those who who dont speak/understand the twi language and want to know if it is subtitled - i forgot - let me check and get back to you - i was so engrossed in it- its my first language so i didnt pay much attention.)
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I truly enjoyed all the above movies. I guess our african industry do better in are local dialect movies cos they are no pretenses (the acting is way better and believable - scripts are better too) - the same way Yoruba movies 'sometimes' have better scripts than English Movies in Nollywood.
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Monday, July 19, 2010

June/Jul 2010-'Tis the Season for Crap Movie Bombardment

I have never see so many crap movies all released in one month like June and July 2010. There are many releases out there - i have watched them all and most of them seem crap - to me at least or simply average not worth purchasing.
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I am begging you - dont be fooled by the cast on the cover and rush to go buy these movies. You are wasting your money. By now we should know - the recession clearly has hit everywhere - good actors/tresses are saying yes to any crap script so far as THE MONEY IS GOOD :lol: - "Just SHOW ME THE MONEY - am straight:lol: (dont mind miss tilii - am just teasing :lol: u know how i do).
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Like i have said on numerous occasions seldom do new movie releases pass me by. I make sure I watch them ALL, so if i dont review it - consider it crap (at least in Miss Tilii books - but to each his own - YOU MAY LOVE IT :lol:). You can WASTE your money at your own discretion but dont say I did not warn you.
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But in conclusion i will have to say I am truly getting disappointed in the slow release from our favourite producers and the numerous outstanding movies we have been waiting patiently for. I mean when exactly are you guys planning on finally releasing these movies - cmon mehn dont do this to us - u are killing us - you dont even know what we are having to endure????. I think am going to have to fall back on my subtitled Yoruba and Francophone movies to make up for lost time.
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I have never starved as much like this year before. :lol: - this is July for crying out loud (as Genny will say) - 5 months to the end of the year and you still going to leave as hanging like this. C'mon yall dont do this to us.
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