Saturday, December 11, 2010

A Bunch of Ratings for A Bunch of Movies

November / December 2010 Bunch of Ratings
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I decided to simply add to the October/November 2010 thread below, cos none of these movies are worth a dime - and so I am not going to give any detail review - it will be a pure waste of time. You can watch it if you want. Please money is money - spend your money wisely on ONLY classic movies you can rewatch, dont flash your money down the drain. We are in a recession.
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Wise In Laws (continuation to HoneyMooners)
Starring: Majid Michel, Ufuoma Ejenabor
Producer: tba
Director: tba
Ratings:
5/10
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Royal Lust
Starring: Mike Ezerounye, Nuella Nujibibor, Patience Ozorkwor, John Paul Nwadike and Livinus Nnochire
Director/Producer: Chiejina Ephraim
Ratings: 4/10
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Wrong Number (A ghanaian movie)
Starring: Ini Edo, Nadia Buari, Ekow Smith Asante, Khareema Aguar.
Producer: David Owusu
Director: John Izedom??
My Short Review:
this new ghanaian dude (Luis Macus McCathy) thought he could just stand there in the movie and look cute and we will brand him an actor. He didnt act whatsoever he just stood there like blahhhhhhhhhh - am like ok then - Miss Tilii got this - u aint heard the last of me. And Khareema who played the female detective to Luis character - also not much of a great actress either. But u know what - these days i dont always blame these up and comers for their lacklusters - sometimes its the director who doesnt knwo what he is doing to bring out the best in these prospective actors/actresses. Learn a thing or two from Denzel Washington who made Derek Luke shine in Dereks very first movie "Antoine Fisher". Gosh
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Ratings: 5/10
It wasnt great and it wasnt bad, It coulda been better. borrow it or something - dont buy it.
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World of Sin (continued as The Punisher)
Starring: Jim Iyke, Tontoh Dikeh
Producer: Ugezu J Ugezu
Director: Ugezu J Ugezu
Ratings:4/10
What else do you expect from one of Nollywoods worst script writer and director for 2010 - I think I will give Ugezu an award this 2010 - Worst Director/Producer and Script writer - I see he took the crown off of Nonso Ekene Okonkwo - 2009 Miss Tilii's Worst Director/Producer Award Winner.
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I think Ugezu and Nonso should form a coalition titled ACMA - "AFRICAN CRAP MOVIES ASSOCIATION" - you will really be wasting your money if you spend to buy movies from any of the mentioned above. I SAID IT ONCE I WILL SAY IT AGAIN - their movies aint worth ish - watch it however you deem fit but DO NOT BUY their movies - its not worth it - all the do is do movies to insult the intelligence of the audience with one crap script after the next. No head no tail.
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Before you buy the movie is look behind the box to see who is the producer or director. If you feel i am wrong with my statement - and are a movie watcher - name me one movie - that any of these "money miss road so called producers have produced in the past few years you will consider a classic" - name one and let me challenge you why i think its crap.
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And i feel more sorry for the up and coming actors and actresses who say yes to launching their acting career with people like Ugezu J Ugezu or Nonso Ekene Okonkow. You aint going anyway sweetheart.
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Tears of the Moon
Starring: Mercy Johnson, Mike Ezerounye, Emeka Ike, Eve Esin, Artus Frank etc
Producer: Uzo Nwosu
Director:Ugezu J Ugezu
Ratings:3/10 (Ugezu at his best - i rest my case)
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October/November 2010
As you all know most movies below 8/10 in my ratings i would NOT give a time a day to spend time reviewing it (though i do watch it) - it will be acomplete waste of time - with popular request and many emails i have decided if nothing else though i wont review in depth I will simply rate with a BUNCH of others (yes i now call them the BUNCH!! - "A bunch of C***" ..:lol). And Producers/Directors if you are in my BUNCH category - thats not a good look - Get Ya "Ish" together.:lol: - I advice no one to use their money to purchase movies in the bunch category - might as well flash ya money in the toilet.
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If i go in depth to review anything below 8/10 then its an exception cos there is one or two things i may have liked (eg great acting yet no so great script).
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As always I would advice yall, the only movies I will purchase is movies with a 8/10 rating. If its below this rating - honestly its not worth spending money on - watch it - somehow - but save your money for something else.
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My dealer and I have already agreed on these terms - he gives me 24hrs and I return movies I dont want to purchase - i keep and pay the ones i think is great. He knows i review movies thats why he was kind to give me these terms - so I am doing your homework for you. I watch - I review it - if its worth purchasing i will tell you my opinion and if it is not worth purchase yall know Miss Tilii tells it like it is. No sugarcoating. Its nice to have a great movie library with nothing but great movies that you can rewatch over and over again.
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Challenge for you: Go thru your video library and calculate the crap movies you have purchased in the last year, which is sitting onyour living room floor or shelf, and have only watched once - and see how much money you have WASTED - i am honestly curious to know.
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AFTER THE SERVICE
Starring: Mercy Johnson, Van Vicker, Nuella Njubigbo, Queen Nwokoye
Producer: coming soon
Director: coming soon
Ratings: 3/10 (just cos they stole the complete script of Hollywood Movie "Maid in Manhattan")
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ROOM SERVICE (continuation of "After the Service")
Starring: Mercy Johnson, Van Vicker, Nuella Njubigbo, Queen Nwokeye
Producer: coming soon
Director: coming soon
Ratings: 5/10
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FEAR NOT
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Starring: Ini Edo, Oge Okoye, Chigozie Atunaya, Kofi Adjorlolo ete
Producer: Stanley C Ebonne.
Director: Ifeanyi Ogbonna.
Ratings: 2/10
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PRINCESS MYRA (HOORAYYYYYY!!! Biola Ige got a lead Roll - Yipeee!!! straight to her CV)
Starring: Mike Ezerounye, Desmond Elliot, Nonso Diobi, Patience Ozorkwor, Chukwuma Uchegbo
Producer: Chukwuma Okeke
Director: Kensteve Anuka
Ratings: -1 /10 :lol:(negative 1 over 10 - words cant describe - i got a headache)
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HIDDEN TREASURE
Starring: Mandy Eze, Van Vicker, Olu Jacobs, Ali Nuhu, Chika Ike
Producer: Nwankwo Nichodamus
Director: Nonso Ekene Okonkwo
Ratings:4/10
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The usual PREDICTABLE (royal theme, poor girl+poor boy+rich princess - go figure) long winded movie that does nothing but insults ones intelligence with all the many loopholes in so many scenes coupled with Chika Eke predictable one way facial expressions - a Nonso Ekene classic :lol: - WHAT ELSE IS NEW?. Despite that its not a movie you would call "Great", I like the actress Mandy Eze (she resembles Biola Ige a tad bit but thank GOd she is a better actress - also Van was not that bad in the movie - When i watch a movie, regardless of how much the script sucks i pay real good attention to the actors and actresses and how they act - like i said i have hope for Van - someday ego be, and Mandy i wish you the best)
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MORE RATINGS TO COME....
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ps: "I sing of a well" i will review IN DEPTH by this weekend. And i have not forgotten about reviewing the crap Nollywood / USA collabo movie.
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